• Hey Yo Mama

    Hey yo Mama So you’re expecting a baby? Up the duff ? TTC?  Got one fresh outta the womb? Well listen up (or read up, really). Consider this your initiation. Kinda like the first wives club but THE MAMA CLUB. I’m going to run you through a few things you’ll need to know. Some will

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  • Judgey Mofos

    This morning while I walked through the shopping centre with Nylah (who was completely undressed, apart from her nappy). the stares toward us (her) were constant, akin to the smell of her fresh vomit that seemed to follow our trail wherever we went.   I literally found myself feeling like an ashamed little puppy with

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  • Who Needs Sleep Anyways?

    We have all heard the phrase ‘sleep when your baby sleeps’, which is all well and good if you have a baby that actually read the ‘How to behave like a good baby’ manual that they are supposed to study up on whilst in utero. However for some (most) babies, they often miss this vital memo –

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  • I almost killed her..

    Today I almost killed my daughter. I feel sick even writing this, I’m not sharing our story for attention or sympathy but as a scary wake up call for us all – to stay vigilant. The truth is I’m so beyond embarrassed that it happened ‘on my watch’, because I’m such a cautious parent as it is,

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  • Shower Vs Bath 

    Once upon a time I was one of those ‘regal’ ladies, that enjoyed a delicate petal floating bath, with essential oil aromas filling the room whilst candle light flickered off the tiles and sounds of relaxation filled my ears. Fast forward a swift 3 years (they say time flies when you’re having fun, I beg

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